Biodiesel.

ish_warsaw: ill mix fuels now
ish_warsaw: thanks
iish_warsaw: ill mix diesel with biodiesel
ish_warsaw: biodiesel smells like french fries.
ish_warsaw: you should come smell some
ladyfoxfyre: yeah sure
ish_warsaw: people love my fumes.
ladyfoxfyre: hahaha
ladyfoxfyre: especially fat people, I imagine
ish_warsaw: but yeah i decided it might be risky long term
ish_warsaw: yeah how did you know
ish_warsaw: i dont want to break a nice engine.
ladyfoxfyre: maybe they jog after your car
ish_warsaw: LOL
ladyfoxfyre: and lose some weight
ish_warsaw: ROTFL

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[10:47] girl: I think I’ll get the job.

(…)

[10:48] girl: yeah I might be able to do that too, we’ll see, but I’ll be in charge of a large geographic region
[10:48] i@hotmail.com: yeah make sure its small geographic region.
[10:49] girl: from what I understand it’ll be a full half of my county. which is nice, it’s authority
[10:49] i@hotmail.com: yeah, levy taxes
[10:49] girl: more money too
[10:50] i@hotmail.com: yes, from taxes
[10:50] i@hotmail.com: its my favorite way to make money
[10:50] girl: I prefer raises
[10:50] i@hotmail.com: raises are nice too
[10:50] i@hotmail.com: and rewards
[10:50] girl: yeah
[10:50] girl: that will be good
[10:51] i@hotmail.com: id bet you never tried taxation though.
[10:51] i@hotmail.com: try it out on your subordinates
[10:51] girl: I don’t think I have the power to levy taxes
[10:51] girl: do I ?
[10:51] i@hotmail.com: they complain at the beginning
[10:51] i@hotmail.com: but then they always get used to it
[10:51] i@hotmail.com: i dont know do you
[10:52] i@hotmail.com: you said you have half the county
[10:52] girl: yeah not the country
[10:52] i@hotmail.com: it must have a lot of peasants in it
[10:52] i@hotmail.com: whoops yeah i missed the r
[10:52] girl: no we’re pretty industrialized
[10:52] i@hotmail.com: sucks

Moving out.

[12:39] dark fairy: I’m moving out. this actually happening
[12:40] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: now?
[12:41] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: nice
[12:41] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: im thinking when to go out
[12:41] dark fairy: out – but you are out?
[12:41] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: no, i’m in.
[12:43] dark fairy: the closet?
[12:44] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: no, i’m out.
[12:44] dark fairy: lol
[12:45] dark fairy: very decisive of you

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Ish vs. Memphis [dog shit.]

[22:53] |*-*|Memphis|*-*|: what are you doing?
[22:53] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: dancing macarena.
[22:53] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: what are you doing?
[22:54] |*-*|Memphis|*-*|: drawinf
[22:54] |*-*|Memphis|*-*|: drawing*
[22:54] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: ok, draw me.
[22:55] |*-*|Memphis|*-*|: i already started drawing something else though
[22:55] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: draw me next to it.
[22:56] |*-*|Memphis|*-*|: why? it would look bad
[22:57] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: drawings with me in them tend to look good.
[22:58] |*-*|Memphis|*-*|: i dont thinks so for this one…it would be like putting diamonds on a pile of dog shit

Ish vs. Dani Tree [Dani on impressionism]

[22:24] ish_warsaw: http://www.artic.edu/aic/exhibitions/exhibition/impressionists [22:24]

Dani Tree: =]

[22:25] Dani Tree: thats what you would look like if you were a girl and much fairer

[22:25] Dani Tree: and bigger lips possibly

[22:25] ish_warsaw: …..

[22:25] Dani Tree: =]

[22:25] ish_warsaw: you’re so unlimitedly awesome.

Ish vs. Tigerlily [yeah, the funniest joke ever]

[22:15] Tigerlily: perfect. LOL aren’t you the quick wit?
[22:15] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: no, i’m the slower one.
[22:15] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: quick one is like 4 miles ahead now
[22:15] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: but i had one pit stop.
[22:16] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: so like on the meta level we’re equals

Ish vs. Megan P. [chicago taken]

[22:18] ish_warsaw: chicagoans.

[22:19] ladyfoxfyre: they’re weirdos

[22:19] ish_warsaw: yeah they really are

[22:19] ish_warsaw: you have no idea

[22:19] ladyfoxfyre: no I don’t

[22:19] ish_warsaw: im better at chicago experience than you are.

[22:19] ish_warsaw: see

[22:20] ladyfoxfyre: uh

[22:20] ladyfoxfyre: lol

[22:20] ladyfoxfyre: congrats

[22:20] ish_warsaw: all your base are belong to me.

Ish vs. Jro [boxers + ties]

[21:51] ish_warsaw: i also got four pairs of boxers and three ties.

[21:51] ish_warsaw: …

[21:51] jro_chicago: where at?

[21:51] ish_warsaw: old navy

[21:51] ish_warsaw: i dont have this at home

[21:51] jro_chicago: old navy sells ties?

[21:51] ish_warsaw: i hope the ties suit the boxers.

[21:51] ish_warsaw: yeah

[21:51] jro_chicago: are the boxers silky?

[21:51] ish_warsaw: no.

[21:51] jro_chicago: k

[21:52] ish_warsaw: do you mean cotton won’t suit silk.

[21:52] jro_chicago: cotton is better for the testicles i suppose

[21:52] ish_warsaw: i never tried silk.

Ish vs. B. [going multi]

[15:22] B: a boy like you can get a girl in every major city!
[15:22] ish_warsaw: it’s not about “a girl”
[15:23] ish_warsaw: there are billions of them and they’re all around.
[15:23] B: exactly so why settle for one
[15:23] ish_warsaw: (he has 500k of them here but 99.5% of them are hopeless )
[15:24] ish_warsaw: have more than 1??
[15:24] ish_warsaw: that would take a lot of time and effort.
[15:24] B: awww
[15:24] B: well if you do it right the.time and effort is done on their part
[15:25] B:
[15:25] ish_warsaw: so how many should i get
[15:26] B: how ever many you want
[15:27] ish_warsaw: 10?
[15:29] B: sure if thats what you want… dont really see whats wrong with that so long as youre honest
[15:29] ish_warsaw: and tell them that they’re 1 out of 10
[15:29] ish_warsaw: wouldn’t this be sort of risky..
[15:29] ish_warsaw: hi, girl #6
[15:30] B: well I said be honest not tell them everything… and whos to say youre not 1 of 17?
[15:30] ish_warsaw: it’s fine as long as i’m 1
[15:30] ish_warsaw: …….
[15:31] ish_warsaw: i got used to being #1!!
[15:31] B: hahaha
[15:31] B: and if your not?
[15:31] ish_warsaw: ok, #2 would be acceptable.
[15:32] B: well what if you were the exact # as the # you give her… would that be good?
[15:33] ish_warsaw: ok, sounds quite fair.
[15:33] B: sure is
[15:34] B: so tell me how many do you have?
[15:34] ish_warsaw: the odometer has exceeded its mechanical limits