Ish vs. Phoenix [red sole times four]

amp;(._.’) says:
i did what i said i would never do

amp;(._.’) says:
and now i feel bad

Lukasz. says:
so what was it?

amp;(._.’) says:
i bought two pairs of christian louboutin shoes at the same time

Ish vs. Megan P. [Turkey vs. Nebraska]

[23:58] ladyfoxfyre: and Nat Geo wants me to go to turkey
[23:59] ladyfoxfyre: I think turkey looks like a nice enough place
[23:59] ishwaw: so does nebraska
[23:59] ladyfoxfyre: hmm
[23:59] ladyfoxfyre: I see your point
[23:59] ladyfoxfyre: Turkey looks more colorful than Nebraska
[00:00] ishwaw: they have pirated photoshop.
[00:00] ladyfoxfyre: Nebraska?
[00:00] ishwaw: no, Turkey.
[00:00] ishwaw: Nebraska doesn’t.
[00:01] ishwaw: i just hid my address bar in firefox.
[00:01] ishwaw: i can’t type any address in.
[00:02] ishwaw: i think i want to kill myself now.
[00:02] ladyfoxfyre: do you know how to fix it
[00:02] ishwaw: PHEW
[00:02] ishwaw: yeah
[00:02] ishwaw: i just did.
[00:02] ladyfoxfyre: lol
[00:02] ishwaw: feels good.

Ish vs. Alexandria [auditing my love life. again]

[22:56] thesexxx_06: so how is your love life?
[22:56] thesexxx_06: haha
[22:56] ish_warsaw: umm
[22:56] ish_warsaw: close to non-existent
[22:56] ish_warsaw: sometimes a bit
[22:56] ish_warsaw: existent
[22:56] ish_warsaw: but generally non-existent
[22:56] ish_warsaw: well
[22:57] ish_warsaw: there is obviously
[22:57] ish_warsaw: this
[22:57] ish_warsaw: my  neverendinglove for you, but does it count?
[22:57] ish_warsaw: lol
[22:57] ish_warsaw: hey, neverending and love should go separate
[22:57] ish_warsaw: (at least in writing.)

Ish vs. Megan P. [Blue vs. Red]

[00:26] ishwaw: why does your russia want to invade my georgia
[00:27] ishwaw: and why do you ALWAYS play bigger countries!!!
[00:27] ladyfoxfyre: is georgia yours?
[00:27] ishwaw: yes
[00:27] ishwaw: georgia blue, russia red
[00:28] ishwaw: i want a big country too next time we play.
[00:29] ladyfoxfyre: okay, well georgia’s playing russia now too
[00:29] ladyfoxfyre: and I think ukraine, in the new game called NATO Admission
[00:30] ishwaw: yeah, ukraine is blue too.
[00:30] ishwaw: but still smaller
[00:30] ishwaw: and unfair.
[00:30] ladyfoxfyre: yeah
[00:30] ladyfoxfyre: well the only truly fair fight in that case would be russia vs china
[00:30] ladyfoxfyre: and I think they are too good friends to fight
[00:30] ishwaw: and why do you shoot down my airplanes without declaring war
[00:31] ladyfoxfyre: I did what now?
[00:31] ishwaw: haven’t you read the manual, that’s illegal
[00:31] ishwaw: shot down my airplane!
[00:31] ladyfoxfyre: when
[00:31] ladyfoxfyre: and where
[00:31] ishwaw: two days ago i think.
[00:31] ishwaw: in georgia
[00:31] ladyfoxfyre: that was probably the georgians, do your planes look like russian planes?
[00:33] ishwaw: no, that was my georgian plane over georgia that you shot down with your russian missile without declaring war as in game manual chapter 6.4 war and ravaging
[00:33] ishwaw: i think i forgot to put in the commas again.
[00:33] ladyfoxfyre: I honestly don’t know anything about what you’re talking about
[00:33] ladyfoxfyre: I know russia shot down a georgian drone
[00:33] ladyfoxfyre: and they caught it on tape
[00:34] ishwaw: yeah
[00:34] ishwaw: good, that’s what i mean.
[00:34] ladyfoxfyre: that has nothing to do with me
[00:34] ishwaw: aren’t you playing russia
[00:34] ladyfoxfyre: I wasn’t aware
[00:34] ishwaw: …..
[00:34] ishwaw: so you mean you just clicked wrong?
[00:35] ladyfoxfyre: hey, don’t look at me, I don’t think the russians should have shot down the drone.
[00:35] ladyfoxfyre: and if they did, they should at least man up to it instead of pretending like they don’t have anything against georgians
[00:35] ishwaw: good, so it was not your click I think
[00:36] ishwaw: my president sent a special mission to georgia to display Strong Support.
[00:36] ladyfoxfyre: that’s good
[00:36] ishwaw: its because i’m investing in a pipeline through the blue countries.
[00:37] ishwaw: and russia takes georgia, my plan will fail.
[00:37] ladyfoxfyre: russia won’t take georgia
[00:37] ladyfoxfyre: they’ll fund the secessionist movements
[00:38] ishwaw: they said they are ready to invade my blues.
[00:38] ladyfoxfyre: they say that periodically
[00:38] ishwaw: yeah i know.
[00:38] ladyfoxfyre: they have to say it periodically so they’ll still believe that they can
[00:39] ishwaw: do they need viagra.
[00:39] ishwaw: no i’ve mistaken the games.

[00:42] ladyfoxfyre: do you know what viagra is?
[00:42] ish_waw: yes, it’s blue.

Ish vs. Lidija [stone age]

[14:26] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: hush.
[14:26] ~*~ Lida ~*~: u hush
[14:26] ~*~ Lida ~*~:
[14:27] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: i am the one here with the power to hush.
[14:27] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: you are only allowed to obey, darling.
[14:28] ~*~ Lida ~*~: or not?
[14:28] ~*~ Lida ~*~: ;p
[14:28] ~*~ Lida ~*~: and why is that?
[14:28] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: because i’m the guy.
[14:28] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: isn’t this obvious.
[14:28] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: …..
[14:29] ~*~ Lida ~*~: and girls have to obey guys? lol
[14:29] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: umm
[14:29] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: yes!
[14:29] ~*~ Lida ~*~: that kind of thinking is suitable for the stone age
[14:30] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: and what age do we have
[14:30] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: obviously hard stone.
[14:30] ~*~ Lida ~*~: the modern one ;p
[14:30] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: somebody seems to have misled you badly, honey.
[14:31] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: wait, i need to feed the mammooth
[14:32] ~*~ Lida ~*~: finished yet?
[14:32] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: no, this really takes time.

Ish vs. Megan P. [sex.]

[22:28] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: you really don’t want to see what i am getting here.
[22:29] ladyfoxfyre: probably not
[22:29] ladyfoxfyre: what I’m getting here is annoying enough
[22:29] ladyfoxfyre: so tell me about the sex
[22:29] ish_warsaw: lol
[22:29] ish_warsaw: it’s like
[22:30] ish_warsaw: a boy meets a girl
[22:30] ladyfoxfyre: I know about sex
[22:30] ish_warsaw: or the other way around since you’re american
[22:30] ish_warsaw: you’ve just inquired
[22:30] ladyfoxfyre: about your sex
[22:30] ladyfoxfyre: not generic sex
[22:30] ish_warsaw: male.
[22:30] ish_warsaw: not generic
[22:31] ladyfoxfyre: well tell me about your meaningless sex
[22:31] ish_warsaw: yours?
[22:32] ish_warsaw: i sometimes think it has no content other than purely sexual content, hence “meaningless sex”.
[22:32] ladyfoxfyre: do you have it often though?
[22:32] ish_warsaw: why did you ask about my sex, are you not sure what it is.
[22:32] ladyfoxfyre: no, you and I have never ever talked about sex before
[22:32] ish_warsaw: no, i’m too incapacitated for that.
[22:32] ish_warsaw: or what’s the word.
[22:33] ish_warsaw: i think you have fairly short memory…
[22:33] ladyfoxfyre: when did we talk about sex
[22:34] ish_warsaw: wait let me look at the calendar.
[22:34] ish_warsaw: 2006, which is after christ.
[22:34] ish_warsaw: anno domini i mean
[22:34] ladyfoxfyre: what did we talk about
[22:34] ish_warsaw: sex.
[22:34] ladyfoxfyre: specifically
[22:35] ish_warsaw: girl and boy naked toghether doing things.
[22:35] ladyfoxfyre: god you’re so obtuse
[22:35] ish_warsaw: i put girl first because you’re american.
[22:39] ladyfoxfyre: okay this is pointless with you
[22:39] ish_warsaw: (sounds like a negative judgment…)

Ish vs. Dina S. [a childhood briefly.]

[17:47] dark fairy: tell me something… what kind of kid were you?
[17:47] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: the very early encyclopaedia reader and game designer type.
[17:47] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: …
[17:48] dark fairy: omg!
[17:48] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: a 7-year-old philosopher
[17:48] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: err
[17:48] dark fairy: you’re kidding..?
[17:48] dark fairy: ok…
[17:48] dark fairy: this is spooky
[17:48] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: no, i knew the geography of africa perfectly at the age of 7
[17:48] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: …
[17:48] dark fairy: I was just like that
[17:49] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: but this was mostly because i was making those strategy games
[17:49] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: so i needed the data
[17:49] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: see
[17:49] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: I knew we’re more or less the same, just very different.
[17:49] dark fairy: I could draw the world map out of my head
[17:49] dark fairy: still can
[17:49] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: smart girl.
[17:49] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: i would also play civilization maniacally.
[17:50] dark fairy: I knew we’re more or less the same, just very different. - that goes for everybody!
[17:50] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: i know, but sounds good anyway.
[17:50] dark fairy: I didn’t do that…
[17:50] dark fairy: computer games weren’t my thing
[17:51] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: see, I was more of a geek than you!
[17:51] dark fairy: I’m more of a book worm
[17:51] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: yeah books too
[17:51] dark fairy: I gues
[17:51] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: and i was searching for the theory of everything
[17:51] dark fairy: wait - need to feed my cats…
[17:51] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: but failed i guess.

[17:55] dark fairy: I think we need the benefit of the doubt …(searching the answer for life, the univers and all other things…)
[17:56] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: no, i’ve become aware of the imminence of death recently.
[17:56] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: so i need no theories anymore
[17:56] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: …

Ish vs. Megan P. [tourist season in Florida]

[17:09] ishw: do tourists tend to drive poorly.
[17:09] ladyfoxfyre: yes
[17:09] ladyfoxfyre: and the majority of people who are tourists here are from M-states
[17:09] ladyfoxfyre: Michigan, Missouri, Minnesota.
[17:09] ishw: M-states?
[17:09] ladyfoxfyre: Massachusetts
[17:10] ishw: is there something wrong with the states whose names start with M.
[17:10] ishw: how about the F-states.
[17:10] ladyfoxfyre: yeah, they are bad drivers
[17:10] ladyfoxfyre: M-states
[17:10] ishw: and the N-states?
[17:11] ladyfoxfyre: it’s just that the people who tend to drive down here are retired, and old, and old = crappy drivers
[17:11] ishw: do you mean that all M-state people are old and crappy.
[17:11] ishw: ergo retired drivers
[17:11] ladyfoxfyre: yes, I am willing after extensive experience to make that declaration
[17:11] ishw: you’ve made no comment about the F and N-states
[17:12] ladyfoxfyre: F states are fine
[17:12] ladyfoxfyre: there are only one of us
[17:12] ishw: good
[17:12] ishw: N?
[17:12] ladyfoxfyre: N states are nebraska and north carolina and north dakota, which are all North states, which suck anyway
[17:12] ishw: how about North Florida
[17:12] ladyfoxfyre: they’re okay, but they haven’t seceded from South Florida
[17:13] ishw: good, otherwise they could give you the 4 times higher rate at the university.
[17:13] ishw: the Confederates I mean
[17:13] ladyfoxfyre: yeah, we do have a relatively low tuition but it just went up 15%
[17:13] ishw: inflation!
[17:13] ishw: i didn’t know it was this bad though.

Ish vs. Megan P. [the root beer float / Brown American Cows.]

[22:54] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: are you mad
[22:54] Pandora: you scoop an ice cream
[22:54] Pandora: and you place it into a cup of root beer
[22:54] Pandora: and the two mix together sort of, but the ice cream is still frozen mostly
[22:54] Pandora: and then you drink/eat it
[22:54] Pandora: how can you put ketchup on pizza and lecture me on food?
[22:55] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: that’s mad.
[22:55] Pandora: I’ll make it for you some time
[22:55] Pandora: you’ll like it
[22:55] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: how can you put ice-cream in a liquid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:55] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: that’s just so totally
[22:55] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: insane.
[22:55] Pandora: it’s not insane, can you put a liquid on an ice cream?
[22:55] Pandora: then you can put an ice cream in a liquid
[22:57] Pandora: ketchup pizza. that’s all I have to say on this subject anymore.
[22:57] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: how can you put something very cold made of milk into water
[22:57] Pandora: it’s not water
[22:58] Pandora: okay we’re done here
[22:58] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: insane
[22:58] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: !
[22:58] Pandora: you try it
[22:59] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: it’s not possible here
[22:59] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: it’s forbidden in europe
[22:59] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: it’s just too much Against
[23:00] Pandora: okay well that’s why you’re not progressing any farther
[23:00] Pandora: because you’re afraid of mixing ice cream and water
[23:00] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: we never drop ice-cream in water.
[23:00] Pandora: why do you think soda is water?
[23:00] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: we consider this to be a stupid accident and a wasted ice-cream.
[23:01] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: yes, it’s bubbly water
[23:01] Pandora: it’s brown for god’s sake.
[23:01] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: do you mean the color changes much
[23:01] Pandora: no, you’re thinking of soda water
[23:01] Pandora: root beer is like coke
[23:01] Pandora: coca-cola
[23:02] Pandora: brown
[23:02] Pandora: corn syrup
[23:02] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: how can you eat ice-cream which is
[23:02] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: floating in water.
[23:02] Pandora: it’s not floating
[23:02] Pandora: it’s sort of suspended
[23:02] Pandora: and it’s not water
[23:02] Pandora: !!!
[23:02] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: do you mean somebody over there
[23:02] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: dropped ice-cream in water some day and noticed it would
[23:02] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: float suspended in it
[23:02] Pandora: stop calling it water
[23:03] Pandora: it’s soda
[23:03] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: no im trying to analyze the phenomenon
[23:03] Pandora: no, you’re trying to obfuscate deliciousness using semantics.

Lukasz vs. Amaya (debut) [Networking opportunity.]

Lukasz. says:
11:00 pm is 3 hours too early
Lukasz. says:
to sleep.
Lukasz. says:
…

Amaya says:
you will die soon
Amaya says:
if you keep it up
Lukasz. says:
i know.
Lukasz. says:
you’re invited to the party!
Lukasz. says:
i mean
Lukasz. says:
to my funeral
Lukasz. says:
:/
Amaya says:
I dont want you to die
Lukasz. says:
there will be cookies
Amaya says:
no
Amaya says:
i woný go
Lukasz. says:
and
Amaya says:
won´t*
Lukasz. says:
a LOT
Lukasz. says:
of interesting people
Lukasz. says:
i mean it.
Amaya says:
well
Lukasz. says:
lol
Lukasz. says:
good occasion for networking.
Amaya says:
i´ll think about it
Amaya says:
no
Lukasz. says:
business cards etc.
Lukasz. says:
you know
Lukasz. says:
musicians
Amaya says:
i want to be able to meet you
Lukasz. says:
umm
Lukasz. says:
yes, that’s the only problem.
Amaya says:
not at your funeral
Lukasz. says:
fine, if you don’t want to come
Lukasz. says:
fine

Lukasz. says:
lol
Amaya says:
I truely
Amaya says:
won´t
Amaya says:
even if i could
Amaya says:
really
Amaya says:
it would be hurtful
Lukasz. says:
damn there would be so many great people
Lukasz. says:
amazing.
Lukasz. says:
i’d like to attend myself