Ish vs. Dani Tree [born in a shell]

Dani says:
you said bin laden and the little american inside me screamed
Lukasz. says:
poor little Dani forgot what she wanted to say!
Lukasz. says:
whoops.
Dani says:
lol
Lukasz. says:
is there a little american inside you.
Lukasz. says:
did you really do that pregnancy test
Dani says:
only a little one
Dani says:
i was thinking today that all young things shouldve been hatched from eggs
Lukasz. says:
they start out little.
Lukasz. says:
yeah i’d like that too
Dani says:
lol
Dani says:
it would be much more present-like
Lukasz. says:
yeah, you could put a ribbon on them.
Lukasz. says:
like
Dani says:
lol
Lukasz. says:
wrap them in something
Dani says:
they’d have egg accessories
Lukasz. says:
yeah
Lukasz. says:
such a huge business
Lukasz. says:
and you could invite your friends
Dani says:
and protecto egg things
Lukasz. says:
to see your egg
Lukasz. says:
and knock against it.
Dani says:
lol
Lukasz. says:
yes!
Lukasz. says:
home incubators.
Dani says:
yep
Dani says:
there would be egg mixups
Dani says:
and lots of angry parents
Lukasz. says:
and then you would keep part of the shell forever.
Lukasz. says:
put it in frames
Dani says:
awww
Lukasz. says:
but you know, there would also be egg accidents
Lukasz. says:
and people would commit abortion through breaking them.
Dani says:
or even better, expert egg piecers
Lukasz. says:
yeah…
Dani says:
that could even paint it nicely for a fee
Dani says:
lol
Dani says:
=p
Lukasz. says:
and some uncivilized people in africa would make Scrambled Eggs from them.
Dani says:
eww

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