Pandora says:
I hate it when kids here have things called “Pharm Parties” where they steal medications from their parents and put them all in a big bowl and take handfuls of random pills
Pandora says:
and then it’s some Great Tragedy when they fucking die.
Lukasz. says:
umm
Lukasz. says:
do they pay their families many thousands of moneys from your too high taxes.
Pandora says:
They are all Super Outraged and blame the pharmaceutical industry
Lukasz. says:
yes
Lukasz. says:
close the factories.
Lukasz. says:
/
Lukasz. says:
pharmacies
Lukasz. says:
i’m biased
Lukasz. says:
so i’d rather say
Lukasz. says:
factories.
Lukasz. says:
no, that makes little sense
Pandora says:
when really, it’s just that they have made playgrounds much more safe than when I was a kid, so these kids have to wait untli they’re teenagers to kill themselves in stupid ways
Lukasz. says:
yeah they must be really bored waiting
Pandora says:
they keep trying to do stupid stunts off the swings, but they’ve replaced the sharp pokey mulch from my childhood with soft bits of rubber for them to fall on, so it’s even harder for them to break their necks
Lukasz. says:
yeah the world hates them.
Pandora says:
natural selection has been severely stunted
Lukasz. says:
this is why our civilization is hopelessly doomed.
