Ish vs. Megan P. [tourist season in Florida]

[17:09] ishw: do tourists tend to drive poorly.
[17:09] ladyfoxfyre: yes
[17:09] ladyfoxfyre: and the majority of people who are tourists here are from M-states
[17:09] ladyfoxfyre: Michigan, Missouri, Minnesota.
[17:09] ishw: M-states?
[17:09] ladyfoxfyre: Massachusetts
[17:10] ishw: is there something wrong with the states whose names start with M.
[17:10] ishw: how about the F-states.
[17:10] ladyfoxfyre: yeah, they are bad drivers
[17:10] ladyfoxfyre: M-states
[17:10] ishw: and the N-states?
[17:11] ladyfoxfyre: it’s just that the people who tend to drive down here are retired, and old, and old = crappy drivers
[17:11] ishw: do you mean that all M-state people are old and crappy.
[17:11] ishw: ergo retired drivers
[17:11] ladyfoxfyre: yes, I am willing after extensive experience to make that declaration
[17:11] ishw: you’ve made no comment about the F and N-states
[17:12] ladyfoxfyre: F states are fine
[17:12] ladyfoxfyre: there are only one of us
[17:12] ishw: good
[17:12] ishw: N?
[17:12] ladyfoxfyre: N states are nebraska and north carolina and north dakota, which are all North states, which suck anyway
[17:12] ishw: how about North Florida
[17:12] ladyfoxfyre: they’re okay, but they haven’t seceded from South Florida
[17:13] ishw: good, otherwise they could give you the 4 times higher rate at the university.
[17:13] ishw: the Confederates I mean
[17:13] ladyfoxfyre: yeah, we do have a relatively low tuition but it just went up 15%
[17:13] ishw: inflation!
[17:13] ishw: i didn’t know it was this bad though.