Ish vs. Dina [parallel technosex] listopad 26, 2008

[23:22:17] Dina says: but…I never understood people that can have sex this way…
[23:22:32] lukasz says: sex what way
[23:22:40] Dina: online
[23:22:48] lukasz says: browsing websites in the meantime?
[23:22:51] lukasz says: ..
[23:22:59] Dina: now this is just wrong
[23:23:06] lukasz says: lol
[23:23:23] lukasz says: hey this way you can have sex with 5 different girls at the same [...]

Ish vs. Pandora [solvency. mortgage. and such] listopad 6, 2008

[19:12] ishw: yes i read you have this law
[19:12] ishw: that if you get mortgage and buy a house
[19:12] ishw: if the value of the house drops badly
[19:12] ishw: you can just refuse to repay
[19:12] ladyfoxfyre: and then they take the house back
[19:12] ishw: and they cant take away anything else from you
[19:12] ishw: than [...]

Ish vs. Pandora [configuring a blackberry] październik 2, 2008

[23:54] ladyfoxfyre: Look for Cingular blue codes
[23:54] ishwaw: ok
[23:54] ishwaw: Go to Options->TCP
APN: proxy
Username: (blank)
Password: (blank)
Try using these settings if you are on the former AT&T network, instead of the Cingular settings.
[23:54] ishwaw: i feel like im an idiot, discuss.
[23:55] ladyfoxfyre: No go down farther and look for Cingular blue it should say cingulargprs
[23:55] ishwaw: [...]

Ish vs. Russian Girl [proverbs.] wrzesień 27, 2008

[20:28] Lukasz: but no i won’t drink any vodka with you.
[20:28] kato: so, when you say “no”, you mean “yes”?
[20:28] Lukasz: no.
[20:28] kato: *keeps writing down*
[20:29] Lukasz: ….
[20:29] Lukasz: here when we say
[20:29] Lukasz: that somebody has “Files in Moscow”
[20:29] Lukasz: we don’t actually mean that.
[20:29] Lukasz: ………
[20:29] kato: what else do you say in [...]

Ish vs. Pandora [energy saving.] wrzesień 24, 2008

[20:37] Pandora: my roommate is deaf so I had to learn some sign language
[20:37] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: let’s speak it.
[20:38] Pandora: we can’t
[20:38] Pandora: we could get on a webcam and do it
[20:38] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: getting my webcam costs too much.
[20:38] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: energy i mean.
[20:38] Pandora: lol
[20:38] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: its in [...]

Ish vs. x [wedding avantgarde] wrzesień 23, 2008

[20:44] x: welcome
[20:45] Lukasz: when do we marry.
[20:45] Lukasz: did you get the dress as i told you.
[20:45] x: you haven’t
[20:46] Lukasz: yeah i haven’t because i wear a suit
[20:46] Lukasz: so the fact that i havent
[20:46] Lukasz: doesnt mean that you shouldn’t.
[20:46] x: sorry, i’m not so good in reading thoughts….
[20:47] x: and i [...]

Ish vs. X [facial admiration.] wrzesień 14, 2008

[17:20] Lukasz: she’s got a cute nose.
[17:20] Lukasz: ..
[17:20] x: is she?
[17:20] Lukasz: yes.
[17:20] x: *looking at her reflection*
[17:21] Lukasz: see?
[17:21] Lukasz: that’s it.
[17:21] x: well….i don’t know
[17:21] Lukasz: sure
[17:21] x: nose is nose
[17:21] Lukasz: no way, nose is not always actually nose.
[17:21] Lukasz: nose is sometimes cute nose or beautiful nose.
[17:21] Lukasz: ..
[17:21] x: [...]

Ish vs. Ege ["stay with meeee."] sierpień 19, 2008

[00:13:28] egecita says: u know that song stay with meeee  from goran karan?
[00:13:30] egecita says: hahah uuu
[00:13:35] lukasz says: …
[00:13:36] lukasz says: lol
[00:13:50] egecita says: it is a very touching song
[00:14:21] lukasz says: the song of the village guy singing about how goats allegedly mee while sheep mee?
[00:14:30] egecita says: …
[00:14:32] lukasz says: that’s just [...]

Ish vs. Pandora (fertilization, the Indian way) sierpień 19, 2008

[21:17] Pandora: you should look for soapstone elephants from india
[21:17] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: what’s soapstone.
[21:17] Pandora: with baby elephants carved inside
[21:17] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: i have such an elephant
[21:17] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: but it’s
[21:17] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: sandal tree i think
[21:17] Pandora: that’s wood
[21:17] Pandora: this is stone
[21:18] Pandora: http://pics.novica.com/pictures/15/p81029_1.jpg
[21:18] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: soapstone has [...]

Ish vs. Mystery [Engagement etc.] sierpień 8, 2008

[22:40] x@hotmail.com: so who are you getting married to
[22:40] anonymous: I don’t want to get married anymore
[22:41] x@hotmail.com: i thought tonight
[22:41] anonymous: I’m not marrying anyone
[22:41] x@hotmail.com: good
[22:41] anonymous: I might’ve told you if I was engaged you know
[22:41] x@hotmail.com: yeah you should!
[22:41] anonymous: especially if it wasn’t to you
[22:42] x@hotmail.com: would you tell me [...]