Archive for the 'In English' Category

Ish vs. Pandora [blinded by a pharmacy girl.]
lipiec 15, 2008

[23:13] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: my tactical plan was to ask for eye drops.
[23:14] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: …
[23:14] Pandora: because her beauty had blinded you
[23:14] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: no, because “i wanted to see her more clearly.”
[23:14] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: ……..
[23:14] Pandora: hmm
[23:14] Pandora: both are good
[23:14] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: yes
[23:14] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: but it [...]

Ish vs. Phoenix [red sole times four]
maj 3, 2008

amp;(._.’ ;) says:
i did what i said i would never do
amp;(._.’ ;) says:
and now i feel bad
Lukasz. says:
so what was it?
amp;(._.’ ;) says:
i bought two pairs of christian louboutin shoes at the same time

Ish vs. Megan P. [Turkey vs. Nebraska]
kwiecień 30, 2008

[23:58] ladyfoxfyre: and Nat Geo wants me to go to turkey
[23:59] ladyfoxfyre: I think turkey looks like a nice enough place
[23:59] ishwaw: so does nebraska
[23:59] ladyfoxfyre: hmm
[23:59] ladyfoxfyre: I see your point
[23:59] ladyfoxfyre: Turkey looks more colorful than Nebraska
[00:00] ishwaw: they have pirated photoshop.
[00:00] ladyfoxfyre: Nebraska?
[00:00] ishwaw: no, Turkey.
[00:00] ishwaw: Nebraska doesn’t.
[00:01] ishwaw: i just [...]

Ish vs. Alexandria [auditing my love life. again]
kwiecień 28, 2008

[22:56] thesexxx_06: so how is your love life?
[22:56] thesexxx_06: haha
[22:56] ish_warsaw: umm
[22:56] ish_warsaw: close to non-existent
[22:56] ish_warsaw: sometimes a bit
[22:56] ish_warsaw: existent
[22:56] ish_warsaw: but generally non-existent
[22:56] ish_warsaw: well
[22:57] ish_warsaw: there is obviously
[22:57] ish_warsaw: this
[22:57] ish_warsaw: my  neverendinglove for you, but does it count?
[22:57] ish_warsaw: lol
[22:57] ish_warsaw: hey, neverending and love should go separate
[22:57] ish_warsaw: (at [...]

Ish vs. Megan P. [Blue vs. Red]
kwiecień 26, 2008

[00:26] ishwaw: why does your russia want to invade my georgia
[00:27] ishwaw: and why do you ALWAYS play bigger countries!!!
[00:27] ladyfoxfyre: is georgia yours?
[00:27] ishwaw: yes
[00:27] ishwaw: georgia blue, russia red
[00:28] ishwaw: i want a big country too next time we play.
[00:29] ladyfoxfyre: okay, well georgia’s playing russia now too
[00:29] ladyfoxfyre: and I think ukraine, [...]

Ish vs. Lidija [stone age]
kwiecień 26, 2008

[14:26] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: hush.
[14:26] ~*~ Lida ~*~: u hush
[14:26] ~*~ Lida ~*~:
[14:27] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: i am the one here with the power to hush.
[14:27] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: you are only allowed to obey, darling.
[14:28] ~*~ Lida ~*~: or not?
[14:28] ~*~ Lida ~*~: ;p
[14:28] ~*~ Lida ~*~: and why is that?
[14:28] Lukasz, in [...]

Ish vs. Megan P. [sex.]
kwiecień 25, 2008

[22:28] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: you really don’t want to see what i am getting here.
[22:29] ladyfoxfyre: probably not
[22:29] ladyfoxfyre: what I’m getting here is annoying enough
[22:29] ladyfoxfyre: so tell me about the sex
[22:29] ish_warsaw: lol
[22:29] ish_warsaw: it’s like
[22:30] ish_warsaw: a boy meets a girl
[22:30] ladyfoxfyre: I know about sex
[22:30] ish_warsaw: or the other way around [...]

Ish vs. Dina S. [a childhood briefly.]
kwiecień 3, 2008

[17:47] dark fairy: tell me something… what kind of kid were you?
[17:47] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: the very early encyclopaedia reader and game designer type.
[17:47] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: …
[17:48] dark fairy: omg!
[17:48] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: a 7-year-old philosopher
[17:48] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: err
[17:48] dark fairy: you’re kidding..?
[17:48] dark fairy: ok…
[17:48] dark fairy: this is spooky
[17:48] Lukasz, in [...]

Ish vs. Megan P. [tourist season in Florida]
marzec 21, 2008

[17:09] ishw: do tourists tend to drive poorly.
[17:09] ladyfoxfyre: yes
[17:09] ladyfoxfyre: and the majority of people who are tourists here are from M-states
[17:09] ladyfoxfyre: Michigan, Missouri, Minnesota.
[17:09] ishw: M-states?
[17:09] ladyfoxfyre: Massachusetts
[17:10] ishw: is there something wrong with the states whose names start with M.
[17:10] ishw: how about the F-states.
[17:10] ladyfoxfyre: yeah, they are bad drivers
[17:10] [...]

Ish vs. Megan P. [the root beer float / Brown American Cows.]
luty 24, 2008

[22:54] Lukasz, in Warsaw.: are you mad
[22:54] Pandora: you scoop an ice cream
[22:54] Pandora: and you place it into a cup of root beer
[22:54] Pandora: and the two mix together sort of, but the ice cream is still frozen mostly
[22:54] Pandora: and then you drink/eat it
[22:54] Pandora: how can you put ketchup on pizza and [...]